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Post by Dm Anko on Apr 5, 2009 5:32:08 GMT -5
Funny Fanfic story contest. Think of your funny fanfic regarding the naruto chars, and submit it. Winner will get a non clan specific C rank Taijutsu, Genjutsu, or Ninjutsu of their choice for one of their chars.
Stories should be kept rated pg-13.
Deadline is April 11, 2009.
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Post by xania on Apr 9, 2009 20:50:20 GMT -5
“Man this is great!” said Naruto as he sat underneath the sturdy tree. He was happily eating his favorite ramen and was rather enjoying himself.
“It sure doesn’t get any better than this.” Said Naruto as he gulped down the very last of his ramen. The sun was shining bright and the air was clean and fresh. To him it could not have been a better day.
He then heard trailing footsteps coming his way. ‘Who’s that?’ he wondered as the person came out of the bushes. The stranger turned out to be Sasuke.
“Oh, it’s you.” Naruto humphed. Sasuke just sighed and took a seat next to Naruto.
“What are you doing?” said a confused Naruto. “Shhh.” Was Sasuke’s only answer. “I... I have to tell you something. Something important.”
Naruto nodded expectantly. “Okay. What is it then?” Sasuke sighed again. “Naruto, it's about… about us.”
“Us?” repeated Naruto, baffled. Sasuke nodded his head.
“Yeah. You see Naruto…you and I, we're rivals.” “Yeah…” said Naruto. “And I know we don’t really get along from time to time.” Continued Sasuke. “But…you do care for me and I care for you right?”
“Er…yeah. I guess so.” Said Naruto eyeing Sasuke suspiciously. Why was Sasuke acting so timid, nice, and gentle?
‘Who is he trying to become? Hinata?’ Naruto frowned as Sasuke continued on.
“Anyway, I know that you’d protect me if I was ever in trouble and even though I hate to admit it…I would give my life for yours Naruto.”
“You would?” blinked Naruto. Sasuke then gave a small smile which creeped Naruto out.
“Yes I would,” He answered. “And that’s why…Naruto I…”
“You what?” asked Naruto, moving closer. Why was Sasuke acting so strangely? And so nervous for that matter. It was completely unlike him.
‘It’s almost as if he’s acting like. . . a girl!’ thought Naruto as he watched Sasuke struggling with his words.
“Naruto I…I…” stuttered Sasuke. “Naruto I love you!”
Now that was unexpected.
“WHAT?” screamed Naruto. Sasuke gave a gentle smile.
“I love you Naruto. My feelings for you have always been growing and I can’t hide them any longer. I love you.”
Naruto backed away dazedly. He must have been dreaming. Yeah that was it. He just ate too much ramen and this was the effect.
“Sasuke…are you okay?” he said feebly, still backing away. Sasuke just drew closer. “I love you Naruto. Please…don’t leave me…” he begged with a pleading face.
Naruto furiously shook his head. “I’m real sorry Sasuke, I only like girls...”
“But I can become girly. Just for you…” whispered Sasuke putting a hand on his arm.
Naruto jerked away from him. “Stay away from me!” he yelled. “STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!”
And with that Naruto ran off screaming.
There was then a rustling in the bushes and out came Rock Lee and Sakura.
“My god Sasuke! I can't believe you actually did that!” Sakura shouted laughing with Lee. Sasuke turned around and smirked.
“That’s what he gets for drawing the word 'emo' all over my bedroom.” Sakura continued laughing in hysterics as Lee took a breather by sitting on the grass. “When will you tell him that you were merely joking though?” he asked.
Sasuke glanced in the direction that Naruto had run off to. “In a little while. If I wait for too long the idiot might just kill himself.”
“You're right about that one.” giggled Sakura as Lee nodded with a chuckle. Meanwhile echoing screams of Naruto's horror were heard throughout the whole forest.
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Post by Taka on Apr 10, 2009 2:36:18 GMT -5
eww
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Post by xania on Apr 10, 2009 5:39:28 GMT -5
Scorn not the forbidden love! T_T
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Post by umu on Apr 10, 2009 16:09:29 GMT -5
dude creepy
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Post by xeneize on Apr 11, 2009 1:12:15 GMT -5
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Naruto: “Hmm so this is Ino’s house? Hmm hmm… way too filled with flowers, I barely can see the walls”
Sakura: “Huh Naruto, you really need to train mentally too, not just physically you know?” She gives him a knowing glance. “Ino is a Yamanaka, and their clan holds a flower shop, it’s natural that they like over decorating their houses with flowers”
Naruto: “Hrrrrn, studying is so troublesome” He shakes his head. “I kind of see why you like Sai so much as of late, since you found him at the library”
Sakura: She smacks Naruto on the head “Naruto, you’re an idiot, you should learn from him even sometime!”
Naruto: He leans down as he holds his head with both hands “Sakura-chan, you always hit me…”
Sai: “(Hmmm, I see… Sakura-san always hits Naruto-kun when he is right, it should mean that she takes a lot of pride to her intelligence, hmmm I should remember that, but now am going to ask about Ino’s mother) Naruto-kun… Sakura-san….”
Naruto and Sakura: They turn to Sai with a questioning look, the two of them at the same time answer. “heh?”
Sai: “Well…” He scratches his cheek looking uncomfortable “I was meant to ask….” He looks down and sighs a moment then back at them “We were invited for diner with Ino’s family, Hai?
Naruto: He nods quickly a few times “Yup Yup, Ino invited us to diner”
Sakura: “Hai, Ino’s mom cooked for us today, so do your best Sai”
Sai: “I will, arigato, I got it”
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Ino: “I’m soo glad you all made it here! (Specially Sai!) Come, sit down!” She sits down by Sai and waves her shoulders a bit up and down (Hehehehe…)
Sai: He smiles as he sits down simply nodding his head.
Ino’s mother: “Well, I think you will love what I prepared for you”
Sai: “(Hmm… if I remember well, people get mad at you for calling them things that have to do with their actual traits, I learned that off Sakura beating me for calling her ugly the day we met Hatake Kakashi. On the other hand, if you call them something the opposite of what their real traits are, chances go that someone will get mad at you as well. I learned that from calling Ino-san a beauty and then Sakura-san got mad at me for calling her that and beat me up. So I can’t do any of both with Ino’s mother, so what should I do? Oh! I know, I will… just say that I ate already, that way I don’t have to compliment the food)”
He nods sagely to himself then looks at Ino’s mother. “Thank you, but I think I will pass, to meet you is already enough of a pleasure”
Ino’s mother: A vein pops up on her forehead “Oh no Sai, you must eat, I cooked for you all, go on please!” She persists.
Sai: “(Hmm, she is trying to persuade me to eat, a great skill, but with me that doesn’t work. Just keep your grounds, Sai) Really, that’s fine, Mrs Yamanaka”
Ino’s mother: Another vein pops up on her forehead. “Ino, tell him am the best cook in the clan?”
Ino: “She is right, Sai, really you should eat” She smiles at her”
Sakura: “(Please, I hope he doesn’t do anything wrong here…)” then her inner personality takes over “(Go Sai, show her that you don’t like her food!)”
Naruto: He watches silently, eyes widen “(Huh I just hope that I get no beating out of this)”
Naruto and Sakura: The two of them watch Sai expectantly.
Sai: “Really, it is okay, Mrs Yamanaka, I already ate, and really Ino you should eat, am sure you need the strength” He passes her his plate.
Ino and her mother: “YOU IDDIOOOT!” The two of them furiously slam Sai’s head on his plate.
Sai: He murmured within the plate as his face buried. “(Relationships are hard)” He sighs as he eventually eats his plate and five more.
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Naruto: “I’m full” lets out a satisfied sigh. “Ore?” He looks around then looks to Ino “Was Chouji not supposed to be here as well?”
Ino: “Heh, hai but you know how he is” She giggles. “I invited him ‘home’ not to diner so, I kind of asked him to help me deliver some flowers to a few clients here and there before heading here and… well, that’s that” She giggles again looking to Sai.
Sakura: “Huh? (uh oh…. That means…)
Naruto: “Huh, so when I went out with Shikamaru to get him and we then…” His eyes widen and look at Sai.
Sai: “(Huh… am really filled up, I can’t eat another plate, but okay, this is the last one)" he keeps eating on the last meal.
Chouji: “NIKOUUDAAAAAANNNN SEEEENSHHAAAAA!” a massive ball of human flesh comes crashing down through the ceiling and down onto Sai as Chouji ends up sitting on him. “Aha, trying to eat the last meal…” He reaches for it with a smile. “I will never let any soul get the last meal. It is sacred” He goes to eating happily.
Sai: He sighs under chouji “(I keep… being beat)”
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Post by umu on Apr 11, 2009 2:37:37 GMT -5
i so envy you people for comedy skills, for some reasons i can only write not-funny stores
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Post by Dm Anko on Apr 12, 2009 16:34:46 GMT -5
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Post by xania on Apr 17, 2009 20:20:24 GMT -5
They're waiting on a last vote.
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Post by Dm Anko on Apr 18, 2009 22:30:53 GMT -5
We're working on it. I was away for a while so things got gunked up.  |
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Post by Dm Anko on Apr 21, 2009 12:20:58 GMT -5
The winner of this is xania. The runner ups will receive 5 tokens. Ty for your participation!
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